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tsepish:

Hello tumblr friends, looks like I’m back for the time being 

whatrfrogs:

the-apocrypha:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

other assorted roles may include

  • retrieval team for objects in the backseat
  • custodian of the parking garage tickets
  • “All clear my way”
  • en-route dining concierge
  • announcing “Horses!” when there are horses

Don’t forget the Tommy Gun

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

you’re a clown fr if you buy a checkmark. it’s not any less clownery if the site you buy it from admits how dumb it is.

“kjddkdjsis look they stack!!” bro you just spent $24 on tumblr. that’s a 12 pack, easy. you can drink that. want some more. get a dui on the way to the store. get sentenced to 2 months. make conversation with your cellmate. he want to move to ireland when he gets out. he’s got 18 months left. you wait for him. you start a life together. it’s humble but you’re happy. the war in ukraine escalates. nato gets involved. germany institutes a draft. lots of german refugees in ireland now. you work with one. he puts the moves on you. you’re inclined. hubby leaves you. franz wasn’t looking for something serious. you’re alone. it was all for nothing.

you say that but but that $7.99 means i continue to read posts like this

Dante: Are you a boy or are you a girl?
Tevruden: I’m a dragon.
Dante: I mean– What’s in your pants?
Tevruden: A knife.

thevampdad:

Beautiful lad for TalinisFFXIV on twitter~