So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.
Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW. TEXAS IS REAL. LOOK IT UP. GET THIS TO THE PEOPLE.” Like some big exec at Yoplait is ready to lose his life over exposing a national secret through the medium of childrens’ yogurt snack tubes.
My only problem with the concept of “gender is a spectrum” is I’m afraid that means the US government will put the FCC in charge of it.
This is… a great idea? I’d have to have a W prefix b/c I live east of the Mississippi but I’m OK with that.
The new gender binary: when the FCC takes over allocating the gender spectrum, would they assign you a callsign beginning with W or K?
Oh that could get complicated.
Back in my home town our TV station started out as WOAI-TV, then switched to KMOL, after they were no longer owned by the same company, then then BACK to WOAI-TV when they got re-acquired.
Thinking about delivery person that TF’s into cheetah boy when on the job…
The note to please keep your dog controlled when you sign up for the express delivery service isn’t because the delivery person is scared of dogs per se, it’s just that dogs don’t tend to go for the big cat carrying your parcel