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isei-silva: “My, how alive and fresh you are…” and now Beurghes dresses like an anime villain I think a druid that specializes in rot and decay may have an upper hand against the botani. He wants to know about their secret mind control spores

isei-silva:

“My, how alive and fresh you are…”

and now Beurghes dresses like an anime villain

I think a druid that specializes in rot and decay may have an upper hand against the botani. He wants to know about their secret mind control spores

shithowdy:

shithowdy:

so when listing your skills, what’s resume speak for “capable of enduring high volumes of corporate and customer abuse for the sake of being able to afford microwave dinners”

i went with “customer service”

rareity:

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’

hornedfreak:

But… Evolving into WHAT ? D:

hopefully not into awful perverted monsters like me lmao 

a few years ago my mom would  for some reason go like “arE yOU drawing a BOOb???” upon seeing me draw someone in a bra

and now she’s just

“oh. that dead guy again. you’re drawing his dick. here, I brought you tea”

So what you’re saying is that we should expect some naked Roteye in our future.

danbutt:

danbutt:

sometimes i think it’s really sad how no one has conversations face to face anymore, it’s all about phones and facebook. it’s so impersonal, i dont understand how can you base almost an entire friendship over typed words?

SIKE catch me having 5 conversations at once while secretly jerking it lmao eat my electronic trail you dusty old fucks