yesterday I was at gamestop and a man in full Data cosplay walked up to the front counter and I did a double take so hard I nearly broke my neck. So, he walks up and the cashier just casually smiles and goes “How’s it going, Data? What can I do for you?” and Data goes, “I am doing quite well. I was just wondering when you guys would have Destiny 2 in stock.” This mans……literally did not smile or emote at all. He went all in. The cashier was totally non fazed. I, however, was completely shitting my pants cos ya’ll DO NOT understand how good this dude’s cosplay was. It really looked like fuckin data teleported into the middle of game stop in rural ohio to ask about motherfucking destiny 2.
The only time he broke character was when I was stealthily trying to stare at him and thinking about asking for a pic when he was walking out.This dude. Looked at me, completely expressionless. and WINKED at me. Someone collect ya mans he wildin lmfao
The wink isn’t even really ooc I think he would totally do that
I can’t believe Data violated the temporal directive just to buy Destiny 2
I haven’t quite decided when to start chapter 2 on here, but it’ll likely be 2-3 weeks between updates, depending on how many pages they’ll be. Future chapters will be posted in multiple smaller chunks though!
No, not that his name is really “clippit”, everyone knows that. no one cares. he’s clippy.
No the real secret is that there’s two of him. There isn’t one clippy, there’s two versions of clippy, and everyone seems to remember the second one. I even see people drawing weird combinations of the two because they got confused in screenshots.
BEHOLD, THE TWO CLIPPYS:
This is Clippy/Clippet #1. Introdcued with Office ‘97, he’s traditionally animated, using the same 2D Microsoft Actor technology designed for the ill-fated Microsoft Bob project. He lives in a little box. He cannot escape the box. Only has eyebrows when he wants.
BUT THEN, OFFICE 2000 HAPPENS
CLIPPY 2.0! This one is Microsoft Agent-based. He’s 3D animated (pre-rendered 3D, actually, not done in real-time), and has NO BOX. He’s built on the same technology as Bonzi Buddy. He wiggles his eyebrows a lot, and doesn’t warp into things as much as Clippy 1.0. He’s got a paper to stand on.
