- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:
how do draw good
- fill 14 sketch book
- bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
- do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
- draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
- member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
- d ont stress friend all is well
- your art is hot like potato crisps
- don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
- if they do
- eat
- them
lightandwinged: Kat got a new phone. The phone is encouraging her to have self-confidence.
protosena: An amazing commission done by destr for kemenios and my own character.
I FUCKED UP AND MISSED A COMMISSION DESIGN DETAIL
I’m going to piss myself
*SWEATS* SHIT …. UM …………. WHAT DO YOU MEAN …. THIS TOTALLY ISNT ABOUT VARAELIAN …………………………………. I DIDNT ACCIDENTALLY DRAW HIM WITH ALL 4 LIMBS ……………………………………………….. *RAPIDLY CRAB WALKS AWAY*
I love you so much
itmakesnosense: “Not all those who wander are lost.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police. Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating? Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten
“Not all those who wander are lost.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while…
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
artists friends problems
gay couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
straight couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
why are you passionately making out in public please stop
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icyvveins-deactivated20191230:
39.
Ro’liath turned to the fellow knight, holding his coin pounch in a taloned gauntlet and seemingly studying it’s contents. Except there were none. He looked at Tevruden, offering a sheepish grin, “Got any uh, spare change?” He asked before turning his gaze back to the vendor whom was by now, tapping their foot.
“Ahh. Been there. Shame that there wasn’t enough of it left to reattach it.” Tevruden says between mouthfuls of roast. It turned out that the roast really was very good, and the alcohol he was drinking with it, enhanced the flavor.
“It works surprising well for getting you knocked on your ass drunk.” Tevruden grins “Assuming you win of course. Easier just to go out and slaughter something in the forest, and deal with my wounds that way, then wash up.” With that, he slides the bottle across the table. “Knock yourself out. Or well, don’t. I do not want to have to drag you through the streets of the city.”
"Well, it was moreso like if we didn’t amputate it he would’ve died. He got hit with an arrow poisoned against the dead. It ate at his flesh and spread quickly. There was no choice.” Ro’liath takes the bottle, raising it to his nose and grimacing.
Slowly he takes a sip of the drink, only to cough it up soon after, “Shit that’s…that’s something.” He shakes his head, loose strands of white hair whipping about his face, “I will kick your ass, you can count on it. Right after I gorge myself on brownies and meat.” Ro’liath takes a more adventurous chug of the booze, sighing harshly as it came off it.
“Makes sense. You did say you were going to try to replace it anyway.” Tevruden shrugs. Since they were undead, it was not too much of a big deal to him. Body parts were easy enough to replace.
“It is not too bad.” Tevruden says, after taking a drink from his own glass. “Stronger than anything you would expect to find in Silvermoon, however.” He then slices some meat off the roast, stuffing it into his mouth and chewing for a moment. “Better than some stuff I have tasted, which could probably tell you how bad it was.”
