Byriel is in the background telling them he has another box. It is no use. They want that box. The other box is for the loser. Forever fighting in the box.
You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again.
Step 1: like a thing
Step 2: find a few close friends who also like the thing
Step 3: don’t talk to anyone else in the fandom literally those 5-6 persons are your fandom
The more adventuring a knight does, the more banged up his armor gets. So if you get rescued by a knight in shining armor, you probably got rescued by a really shitty knight.
Platinum, gold, and tungsten never lose their shine and silver plated with rhodium doesn’t tarnish. If you get saved by a knight in shining armor, that knight probably has money out the ass