Nope, scourge magic made him a big buff cheeto puff, so he doesn’t need to exercise to maintain it. It basically froze him at the state he was in when he was originally raised, and nothing but the direct application of necromancy will permanently change that. (Everything else will heal over time, as he kills things.)
So in my 3D class there’s another kid named Roy, which is my name.
Also in 3D class, we aren’t allowed to listen to music.
So I was talking to our professor and Roy walked by with earbuds in and the professor said “Roy, take those things out of your ears” and I took my hearing aids out of my ears and said “sorry”.
That is the greatest joke I have ever told and no one laughed and I honestly feel so under appreciated rn.
Honestly that joke made being deaf completely worth it and I am an unappreciated comedic genius of my time.
I’m beginning to wonder if people laughed but I just couldn’t hear them
