“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”
“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”
“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”
“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”
“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”
Remember when Raishi13 and other Failzeroth members kept insisting that they didn’t use the RP events their guilds made to look for bad profiles to post to Failzeroth?
Are you surprised they were lying?
This was posted by the guild leader of The Drunken Dragon on Wyrmrest Accord.
“I come to you in pieces, so you can make me whole again”
I know I usually portray Bernard as this badass dude that can just stomp anyone who dares to mess with him, and while this is true, the fact is that under all that armor and fearsome appearance was a very confused and a very lost man who had no place in the world anymore. That is – until he met the young paladin-in-training.
If it wasn’t for her, he’d never find his way again – she was the one who stayed by his side despite being afraid, who reminded him that he can still do something good and change his future – that he has a future despite what he thinks. And it was her who showed him that every day is still worth living, no matter how hard it may be. His life may be a struggle now, but it’s still worth the fight. He may be an old man that has seen many things, unlike the unexperienced lil’ elf, but he learned a lot from her.
She needed him, that’s true. But he needed her more. He may be her knight, but she’ll always be his guiding light in the dark.
*Oliver takes no responsibility if they accept the offer and you accidentally find yourself in a kinky relationship. Remember to stay safe, sane, and consensual!
