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ispenttoolongthinkingofanewname:

animatedamerican:

isolationiste:

sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

never do this again

The trick to buying an entire cake and eating it is you don’t eat it all at once.

But, and this is crucial, not because someone else is controlling your portions.  Because it’s your cake.  Because you don’t have to worry that if you don’t finish it now, somebody will take the rest away.  Because you can eat as much cake as you feel like eating and then stop, and the remaining cake will still be there when you want some more.  Which may be in an hour or may be in a couple of days.

Own your cake.  Cake responsibly.

How to cake

trudandy:

when i say “i love every cat” i quite literally mean that i love every single cat in the world, no matter how mean or ‘ugly’ or anything. i have so much love in my heart for every furry cat on this earth and i am on a mission to pet them all

robinaa: goddamnit koltira Gayest murdership ever.

robinaa:

goddamnit koltira

Gayest murdership ever.

tumblr: omg look at this sex god
me: he has the appeal of a wet potato chip

robinaa: anon requested Sylvannas, also

robinaa:

anon requested Sylvannas, also

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dongoverload:

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal