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elaatmik:

Tev is ‘taller than you’ 

but really 7 and a half feet

sagetheseer:

smokesforstiles:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

• i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
• and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
• AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
• WELL FUCK YOU 
• MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
• HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

I actually think about this a lot and I get really worried like what if one of my best friends REALLY WAS my grandchild like my advice for anything for the last year and a half has been “suck his dick” that is not the kind of grandma I want to be

That’s exactly the kind of grandma I want to be

bittersuites:

bittersuites:

This post is getting a lot of love lately. Well, good. People should stop assuming every girl wants to be stereotypically cute and sexy. :3

corrupted-toxins:

“Who is this? So far the only people who’d do something like that is… Tevruden and Ro’liath. And frankly if you tied me up and ate all my food? I’m afraid I’d have to ask you to leave the premises, due to the betrayal of trust. Also who’d make all your food once you finished eating it?”

“You were the one that invited us over for lunch, Bennich.” The Death Knight shrugs. “I am not the one who tied you up; I am merely asking if you wanted me to untie you. ”  

conquerorwurm:

punmonster:

cute ladies and monster boyfriends reblog if yes

#THE BIGGER THE MONSTER AND THE MORE DELICATE AND BASHFUL AROUND THEIR CUTE LADY THE BETTER