Blood Elves invented Azerothian bath bombs. But they infuse them with magic, so when you take a bath you get a mini fireworks show, or phoenixes swimming in your tub, or literal space.
“Arthas watched on, as Varian approached Bolvar, weapon in hand. Silent, stony, eyes lidded and uncaring. Bolvar doesn’t react, at first. This could only be an illusion anyway, another sadistic game. But as the Death Knight nears, the face is uncanny, it wavers his resolve. “Varian?” A soft whisper, as glowing blue eyes leveled to his, a slow nod his only answer”. – The rest has been destroyed and eaten by Robinaa because how could you, you heartless monSTER
WHY CAN’T I STOP SCREAMING
And then Arthas kills Varian (again) right in front of Bolvar.
And I didn’t say kill. I said torture.
oh right, my bad, ONLY TORTURE TILL HE BECOMES A OBEDIENT SERVANT FOREVER, MUCH BETTER
Well, yes. Because he would be my obedient servant forever.
I don’t see why you’re so upset about this. I mean, it’s a win-win situation for me, and that’s all that matters.
“Arthas watched on, as Varian approached Bolvar, weapon in hand. Silent, stony, eyes lidded and uncaring. Bolvar doesn’t react, at first. This could only be an illusion anyway, another sadistic game. But as the Death Knight nears, the face is uncanny, it wavers his resolve. “Varian?” A soft whisper, as glowing blue eyes leveled to his, a slow nod his only answer”. – The rest has been destroyed and eaten by Robinaa because how could you, you heartless monSTER
WHY CAN’T I STOP SCREAMING
And then Arthas kills Varian (again) right in front of Bolvar.
And I didn’t say kill. I said torture.
oh right, my bad, ONLY TORTURE TILL HE BECOMES A OBEDIENT SERVANT FOREVER, MUCH BETTER
Well, yes. Because he would be my obedient servant forever.
I don’t see why you’re so upset about this. I mean, it’s a win-win situation for me, and that’s all that matters.
Heterosexuality is a couch. Nobody even bats an eye if you keep it in the living room for everyone to see–it’s simply expected. I mean, where the hell else would you keep it? Hidden in a bedroom? No, that would be weird.
Homosexuality is a bed. Having a bed in a public room is considered weird and gross–you’re expected to keep it in private bedroom you close the door to before anyone else comes over. Because even though there are a million and one things someone can do sitting on a bed
that aren’t sexual (and plenty of ways to have sex on a couch), the first and foremost thing anyone associates beds with is sex.
Bisexuality is a Western-style futon. Sometimes it functions like a couch, sometimes it functions like a bed, but whichever position it’s in at the moment, it’s still a goddamn futon. People who want to use it as a couch give you shit for not having a real
couch; people who want to use it as a bed give you shit for not having a
real bed. It’s acceptable in your living room, but only if you make extra certain to put it in couch position and hide the sheets before company comes over. Otherwise, you’d better hide it in a guest room.
Asexuality is a table. No matter how many times you tell people it’s not meant to be sat on, dickheads with no manners will try to park their nasty asses on it anyway.
“Arthas watched on, as Varian approached Bolvar, weapon in hand. Silent, stony, eyes lidded and uncaring. Bolvar doesn’t react, at first. This could only be an illusion anyway, another sadistic game. But as the Death Knight nears, the face is uncanny, it wavers his resolve. “Varian?” A soft whisper, as glowing blue eyes leveled to his, a slow nod his only answer”. – The rest has been destroyed and eaten by Robinaa because how could you, you heartless monSTER
WHY CAN’T I STOP SCREAMING
And then Arthas kills Varian (again) right in front of Bolvar.
And I didn’t say kill. I said torture.
oh right, my bad, ONLY TORTURE TILL HE BECOMES A OBEDIENT SERVANT FOREVER, MUCH BETTER
I wish I was one of those people who could just draw a million things daily. Like, how do people do that??
I draw a small sketch and I’m done for the rest of the week and I wanna sleep for 10,000 years. It’s so rare I go on a drawing binge.
HOW DO YOU NERDS DO IT??
You start small. Daily. You doodle daily. Literally ‘doodle daily’.
Not ‘make a masterpiece daily’ or even ‘finish a sketch a day’ daily. Just literally train your brain to want a stylus in your hand for 5-10 minutes a day. Doodle lines, doodle eyes, doodle bullshit poop emojis or watch speedpaints and trace over the screenshots or doodle tongues or teeth or full bodies or whatever. Anything that is literally a painless doodle.
It takes about two weeks for you to start feeling the effects of it, but it works. And the more you keep at it, the faster it is to lunge into it.
I also name every canvas I draw on the current date, that way I am constantly looking at whether or not I really AM drawing every day. After a while, you start ‘affording’ yourself days, because you find yourself wanting to doodle more and more daily, so you wind up doing 5 sketches one day and pretty much affording a week of art block because you did all that in one day.
This was the first New Years resolution I made in 2013 and stuck to because I was sick of the whole ‘drawing one doodle every 2-3 months’ and I wanted to do something with my art. It is still to this day the best thing I ever took the time out of my year to do. I don’t draw daily now, but when I get back into the drawing gig, I can binge on it like crazy for 2 weeks before going on another rest. Trust me. It is SUPER WORTH IT.
This is my current 2015 year, and these are only the raw files of finished pieces I’ve done, or pieces I never plan on working on again. I have a separate folder for WIPs, and the folders I listed above are exclusively for pieces I made a final copy of to post online/give to a client/sell/print/whatever. I tend to keep a month’s worth of WIPs in the WIP folder solely to give me motivation to try and finish as many as I can, and also to keep my momentum up when I feel like I’m not doing enough.
Nothing makes me happier knowing I can actually fill out one of those fucking ‘A picture a month’ memes that goes around every year now. It is so worth it.
