Plus side of shipping with me: i will always be here to scream ideas and headcanons at and i will be screaming more along with you.
Downside of shipping with me: you will eventually come to the conclusion that i am satan.
this was gonna be a full body but that was too ambitious for how strung out i am so anyway here’s norberon 2.0 now with 300% more vampire chic
he’s not… really a villain in the grand scheme of things but he’s not a good person.
even though he’s an asshole he takes his runesmithing very seriously and will very gladly inscribe, etch, or tattoo glowy stuff on anything you want him to.
was probably the guy who had to tattoo runes on all those death knight dicks back in the scourge, maybe that’s why he’s so sour all the time
Felo subscribes to this really super fabulously questionable men’s fashion underwear magazine called “Hunky Knights” where anonymous hot guys get photoshoots done wearing the product and a plate helm to match. The fun part is just about anyone could be in the next issue since the models get to hide their faces and have a totally inconspicuous model name. The magazine is published in Dalaran on the fashion strip where Felo pretty much spent most of his free time there in the city.
Needless to say, Adrian stumbling on Felo’s immense collection of these lewd publications was an interesting sight. Felo says he enjoys it for the ‘artistry’. Riiiiiiight.
The two that come to mind immediately are Arthas and Sylvanas. Killing Arthas, I could see something like “You would think, with your setback in Icecrown, you would not be so foolhardy.”
Sylvanas he’d probably egg on about losing Quel’Thalas At the start of a match: “Look who finally came out of their Undercity.”
@icyvveins also came up with one better than anything I could think of: Arthas: “Do not fail me, Minion.” Tevruden: “I take no orders from fallen kings.”
