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I am once again thinking about how, on the way to go get a colonoscopy, I got pulled over because the cop didn’t think I stopped at a stop sign and we had the following exchange:
Cop: You seem a bit nervous, is there any reason why? Me: *Blurting it out because 2x colonoscopy, traffic stop anxiety combo* I’m getting a colonoscopy. Cop: *realizes her question has bestowed a terrible knowledge upon her* Dante: … Me: *realizes the words I just spoke to a cop– 3x anxiety combo!!!*
I am once again thinking about how, on the way to go get a colonoscopy, I got pulled over because the cop didn’t think I stopped at a stop sign and we had the following exchange:
Cop: You seem a bit nervous, is there any reason why? Me: *Blurting it out because 2x colonoscopy, traffic stop anxiety combo* I’m getting a colonoscopy. Cop: *realizes her question has bestowed a terrible knowledge upon her* Dante: … Me: *realizes the words I just spoke to a cop– 3x anxiety combo!!!*
the greatest plot point in Teen Wolf is still, without question, the fact that sometimes turning into a werewolf goes wrong and you turn into a lizard instead
