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haitious:

Xavius sounds like the kind of guy that would yell “It’s just a prank bro” as a group of people beat him on a busy street.

That is kinda hard to read, here’s a link.

pixelatedplatypus:

rotbody:

sillyscrunchy:

rotbody:

sillyscrunchy:

rotbody:

junkrat sees how popular d.va’s streams are so he starts doing a streaming show @ the overwatch hq where he just blows shit up and misuses chemicals and takes stuff apart haphazardly

other members of the team frequently guest star on the stream to FUCKING STOP HIM

Honestly people do this all the time on Youtube and I think a weirdo Aussie doing it would be super popular.

His viewer count shoots up every time he hurts himself, or its Dva or Lucio trying to stop him because then it’s a ~guest appearance~ of celeb faves.

EXACTLY there’s so many ill-advised youtube channels i think Rat would fit right in.

a viewer tries to set up a donation page for him to pay for all his injuries but it goes nowhere. if he even gets the money he just buys more bombs or like. blows up a pile of cash on stream. He Cannot Be Stopped.

BLOWS UP A PILE OF CASH ON STREAM.

He probably has been arrested on his stream too. Like Overwatch was like: yeah he lives here take him away for a few nights and we’ll pick him up on Sunday.

Arrested on stream, it just keeps running until he breaks out of prison and goes back to it. Watchers in the chat keep making bets on how long it is until he shows up again. They get really excited every time someone walks by the cam.

RED MEKA IS LIFE

telvi1:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.