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thesecondsealwrites:

geardrops:

terezisexbuttpyrope:

bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

As an ace i second that^

if twenty dollars doesn’t work for you then forty dollars is also fine

I’ll just take the going away part. Money’s always nice, but silence is better.

mothgeist:

harperhug:

roughlyokay:

fox-muldr:

spring cleaning!!! unfollow me if youre a terf, homophobic, biphobic, islamophobic, dont agree w the black lives matter movement 

also unfollow if your’e an antisemite, and just racist in general

Also, if you think nb=cis or ace/aro=straight, fuck the fuck right off.

doctordragonisback:

the-anchorless-moon:

Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless

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zealouslynx:

zealouslynx:

zealouslynx:

SO JELLY MADE HIS DANG DEATH KNIGHT AN ORC ON THE PTR, AND THIS WAS MY RESPONSE BECAUSE HE’S PERFECT THE WAY HE IS. ( Don’t worry, I love Orcs, I just love Adren as an established character also. )

Which I THOUGHT WAS PERFECT, BUT THEN @tevruden made this and made me realize I missed a meme opportunity, and also blessed me with a perfect image. 

BUT THEN GRAKKAH MADE THIS AND I WILL FIGHT HIM. 🔫

Sorry for the not art spam, I’m just still giggling over this and I wanted to share. 💖

@highkingofskyrim After a brief conversation with Jelly himself

Sorry not sorry

zealouslynx:

zealouslynx:

SO JELLY MADE HIS DANG DEATH KNIGHT AN ORC ON THE PTR, AND THIS WAS MY RESPONSE BECAUSE HE’S PERFECT THE WAY HE IS. ( Don’t worry, I love Orcs, I just love Adren as an established character also. )

Which I THOUGHT WAS PERFECT, BUT THEN @tevruden made this and made me realize I missed a meme opportunity, and also blessed me with a perfect image. 

BUT THEN GRAKKAH MADE THIS AND I WILL FIGHT HIM. 🔫

Sorry for the not art spam, I’m just still giggling over this and I wanted to share. 💖

@highkingofskyrim After a brief conversation with Jelly himself