Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
Stage Five: Star Trek
Wisdom boundless as the oceans
The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears
I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out
WORKIN’ HARD
HARDLY WORKIN’
Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN’ that feels bad
if the universe were not so cruel the “Tailor Swift” would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together
Yareta (Azorella compacta) in Bolivia (elevation of 14,000 ft.).
This may look like a moss, but it isnt! This is a broad-leafed plant in the carrot family, Apiaceae.
These plants can grow to bve over 3000 years old. This large specimen may be over 1000 years old.
photographs by Mark Dwyer
I LOVE THIS FREAK SO MUCH
pettiest thing i’ve done on this website by far was block someone for saying they hate mourning doves
ive never liked the phrase “manmade horrors beyond your comprehension” but i cant think of a better way to describe texas roads
biblically accurate highway
not only are these pics real, the second one in particular was taken within 10 minutes of my childhood home and is an area ive driven through >1000 times
They absolutely look like that; my fave is the I-10 410 interchange
which has the nice combo of looking like THAT but also you have the ridiculous boom in housing from the baby boom *right there*
You can even see the elementary school i went to (on the left, next to the baseball diamond in the private school next door)
Top-Tier Villain Motivations
- They will be safe. It doesn’t matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
- I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
- Fuck any bitch who’s prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
- Yes, Master
- Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
- I know the terrible things these so-called “heroes” will do if I don’t stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
- I don’t want a better future, I want a better past!
- No other way to get performance art funded these days
Very important, cannot believe I forgot:
- No other way to get academic research funded these days.
when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and 🙂 to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
A) It’s irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and
😎 It’s even more frustrating when you weren’t actually trying to make an emoji.