So I get a ton of bad con artists/sleezy dudes messaging me on facebook and skype. I don’t know if I told you guys what I tend to do. I have a theme for each week (they happen four to five times a week at least, sometimes several times in one day), and I respond in that theme. Last week was ‘angry boyfriend hacked girlfriend’s account and caught her cheating’ theme. This week is Doctor Seuss.
A friend told me I should start saving these, so I will. And don’t worry about their name, these dudes always get banned after a day or two from facebook. This guy just kind of.. wandered away and stopped replying. I was really hoping I’d get the whole poem in.