homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”
mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’
“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”
“shit. let’s be santa”
“Strider fuck off, and by fuck off I mean fuck off right back over here you insufferable prick.”
“i’m 13 u egg”
“Well shit. That’s a hell of a mystery. No one thought was a mystery. And didn’t even really need solving. But damn if it didn’t just get solved. So nice work.”