Top-Tier Villain Motivations
- They will be safe. It doesn’t matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
- I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
- Fuck any bitch who’s prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
- Yes, Master
- Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
- I know the terrible things these so-called “heroes” will do if I don’t stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
- I don’t want a better future, I want a better past!
- No other way to get performance art funded these days
Very important, cannot believe I forgot:
- No other way to get academic research funded these days.