thedupshadove:

thedupshadove:

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

  • They will be safe. It doesn’t matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
  • I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
  • Fuck any bitch who’s prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
  • Yes, Master
  • Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
  • I know the terrible things these so-called “heroes” will do if I don’t stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
  • I don’t want a better future, I want a better past!
  • No other way to get performance art funded these days

Very important, cannot believe I forgot:

  • No other way to get academic research funded these days.