I am once again thinking about how, on the way to go get a colonoscopy, I got pulled over because the cop didn’t think I stopped at a stop sign and we had the following exchange:

Cop: You seem a bit nervous, is there any reason why?
Me: *Blurting it out because 2x colonoscopy, traffic stop anxiety combo* I’m getting a colonoscopy.
Cop: *realizes her question has bestowed a terrible knowledge upon her*
Dante: …
Me: *realizes the words I just spoke to a cop– 3x anxiety combo!!!*

I got off with a warning.