ow 🙁

i’m exploding into something else

my biomass is non-negotiable

my cleaning deposit is non-negotiable

girlfriend will cry if i do that again

i’ll get to it when i get to it

i hold insufficient respect for the humble jellyfish

once i start i don’t know how to stop

i prefer to be the non-exploding one in the relationship

actually, i’m one of the rare few who IS exploding into tentacles (results)