We do what we must, chum.: Fleas? What about ’em?
Well… s’yer name, innit? Barky! Why would I be callin’ ya anythin’ else? Or Per’aps you’d prefer Sir Erasmus Q. Barkentin the Third, Esq, eh?
But… that’s not even my first name!
It is now!
Did y’forget that I ‘ave the legal power ta make that ‘appen?
‘Sides, I’m sure s’bettah than yer original name, anyway. What was yer prior-name-that-is-now-fiction-and-never-were, out of curiosity?
But if you did that, I’d have to change all my stationary!