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barkentin replied to your post: chris metzen x andrew hussie is my otp

A young orc stands in the Malestrom…

It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young orc’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

GREEN JESUS

TRY AGAIN, SMARTASS

THRALL

“Just a moment, I’m busy saving green jesus.”

 ^—- Actual words that I have said