me: I think i’ll start a new Skyrim Character.
me: Mmm, male orc warrior. Yes, good.
me: *spends 30 minutes picking out facial features even though they’ll be covered by a helmet*
me: Now, a name.
me: Oh! Ro’gar! That’s orcish!
me:
me:
me:
me: wait, where did that name come from
me: i usually suck at names
me:
me:
me: *googles*
me: oh my fucking god
me: it’s the gay orc from Corruption of Champions