Lich King: Rise from ur grave
Rezuvius: ay yo getcher pointy hat, arrows, bows, tunics, pan-tyhose!
LK: v good you are a+ sutdent get a pizza go to the town and kill everyone lol
ok lk but i don’t want mushrooms on my pizza
Bring tiny ass horse to the horse guy and he ain’t even care he’s like yes tiny horse you did it so good
Run arounf for 3 hours taking screenshots while the lich king whispers you about what he wants on his pizza
drop a bomb in the death star
I AM THE BLOOD PRINCE
NO I AM THE BLOOD PRINCE
WE ARE THE BLOOD PRINCE ugu
kawaii anime twin blood princess with teef armor, everybody has a cool scarf except you, feel v jealous, lk whispers you about his day
“Noth, where’s Heigan?”
“eff you nobody even gets that joke anymore, here’s a hint: anal sex between two consenting adult males w/ plague for lube”
nasty all i wanted to do was bring skull
bring skull
bring p0t
blaze it
summon satan