asksirzeliek-deactivated2016111:
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Striped yellow carnation, fungus, and whatever plant that means I hate everything about you.
You have a disgusting sense of humor, your manners are nonexistent, you are a complete psychopath, you only care about yourself and the cat-who I am surprised that he adores you at all-, and you’re only interested in me because Arthas isn’t around!
The cat won’t care about that as long as he gets fed and pet.
Kel’Thuzad petting a kitty is the best mental image by the way.