Month: April 2024

walrus-tusk-615bc:

rottentreegremlin:

walrus-tusk-615bc:

More dragon Zeld cause I love her :3

What if Link helped her β€œpreen” (for lack of better words) when new scales start to grow in?

I can imagine him just collecting a bunch of pumice rocks from Eldin and using them to file her nails and horns when they get too long.

Or getting industrial Goron nail clippers.

Don’t think about them collecting her nail clippings in a jar bc of their magical healing properties.

You are SO smart (unlike them)

mockiatoh:

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

justatinybitweird:

And then the dragon and the knight become good friends. The king keeps sending more knights to slay the dragon, who also ends up befriending the dragon. And finally all the knights and the dragon go and kick the king’s ass (right off the throne).

Aka: A knight is sent to slay a dragon. It does not go as expected.

(or: this seemed like a better idea in my head, please bear with me)

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