thedupshadove:

thedupshadove:

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

• They will be safe. It doesn’t matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
• I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
• Fuck any bitch who’s prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
• Yes, Master
• Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
• I know the terrible things these so-called “heroes” will do if I don’t stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
• I don’t want a better future, I want a better past!
• No other way to get performance art funded these days

Very important, cannot believe I forgot:

• No other way to get academic research funded these days.

sufficientlylargen:

anapplepie:

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and 🙂 to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

A) It’s irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It’s even more frustrating when you weren’t actually trying to make an emoji.

susiethemoderator:

aplusbabe:

Don’t look at things you know will make you angry. Don’t read the comment sections. Don’t look at the blogs of people who add dumb comments to posts to confirm that they’re dumb all the time. Don’t read old conversations you had with people you don’t talk to anymore. Go look at pictures of kittens or something instead. Protect yourself from negativity in every way you can.

I cannot even begin to explain the peace that was blessed upon me when I realized this.

fatherentropy:

After some reassessment, I decided to like double my painted portraits (they’re a lot) but now there are simpler cheaper options and everyone loves those

✔️FURRIES, BODY HORROR & MECHS
(I am rusty at all 3 though)
🚫 OBJECT HEADS
single character options only this time, sorry.

I’ve tried to make this as error free as possible but I am a space cadet so if you see something please tell me, ty!

>> CARRD LINK <<

whydidisavethistomyphone:

hotdogwater2009:

which way, neopian citizen

kescalis:

Working on the partner design for the sun centaur knight, but moon themed

cecil-apologist-deactivated2024:

cecil-apologist-deactivated2024:

cecil-apologist-deactivated2024:

cecil-apologist-deactivated2024:

diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

he has a pussy yes but does he have a heart. post cancelled that sounds like a taylor swift lyric

my boy he has a pussy but he doesn’t have a heart

he’s playing games with me just like i’m mario from kart

i’m a published writer btw