esser-z:

lavarend:

nail-bat-butch:

“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well i could turn him into a flea. a harmless little flea. then i’d put that flea inside of a box📦. and then i’d put that box inside of another box🎁. and then i’d maaaaiiiilllllll that box to myself!!!!!!!!11!!!!! 📬

ANDWHENITARRIVESAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’D SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!!!!!! 🔨💥

I can change him.. into a llama.

A llama?! He’s supposed to be dead!