it’s been raining for like four days and i have to bike everywhere i just wanna take a lyft to get groceries and also i have bills and my cat needs his special $70 prescription food for his peepee
why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that
Kon heard something causing a ruckus in the barn out back and went to investigate, only to find a giant human sized bat rummaging around in the fresh bales of hay.
Turns out that human sized bat is actually his friend, Tim, who was way more affectionate than normal and seemingly scared, so Kon does his best to help him relax. He talks to him and Tim seems to understand, but his mind is obviously muddled, a constant fight between human intelligence and animal instinct.
It’s was amusing, especially when Tim began grooming himself with his tongue. He immediately stopped, made a disgusted face, and tried to busy himself with something else, only for a moment later to be grooming himself again, this time with more anger as he was clearly upset that the ’clean fur with tongue urge’ won out.
So Kon settles down for the night with his friend inside a nest of hay. Because honestly? They’d both rather deal with this mess in the morning.
the peepee man
