simonbitdiddle:

glaucophane:

simonbitdiddle:

glaucophane:

Which of the following US Government agencies would be the most ominous to get an emergency alert from?

US Postal Service

Bureau of Land Management

US Geological Survey

US Department of Agriculture

Fish and Wildlife Service

National Transportation Safety Board

National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

US Department of the Treasury

US Department of Education

National Science Foundation

US Patent and Trademark Office

Library of Congress

Bold of you to play dodgeball with Apollo…

Don’t you fucking dare.

*whistles completely innocently*