You guys do know you’re supposed to reblog things, right
“well i like this post but i’m worried my followers might not” fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
I kinda hate that argument that’s like “everyone has body hair, because you’re a mammal!” because yeah, no one should feel they have to shave or wax or whatever, that’s a bullshit beauty standard and it should stop.
But on the other hand, whoever said I wanted to be a mammal?
What hormones do I need to take to become a lizard?
Jake: “Hey Ax? Can I ask you a question?” Ax: <I believe you have already demonstrated your ability to ask questions.> Tobias: <Holy crap. Nobody tell Marco.> Ax: <What shouldn’t we tell Marco?> Tobias: <That you finally learned sarcasm… You weren’t being sarcastic, were you?> Ax: <I would never be sarcastic with my Prince.> Jake: “Please don’t call me Prince.” Ax: <Yes, Prince Jake.>
