Month: December 2023

basilica-gel:

basilica-gel:

basilica-gel:

just sneezed. you guys should try it sometime

#influencer #influenza

now, the avid reader might see this post and think, “wow! you must have the flu!” unfortunately, and i really hate to do this to you guys, but i don’t actualy have the flu. see, i performed an action that is colloquially known as “lying on the internet for fun” and in fact i am in perfect health. so really, think before you read a poat. it may just be glop

i think im immune to the 10k note post thank you though

yabuharaebizo:

cerastes:

*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!

existentialdreadkween:

tokidokifish:

psyduckscience:

oatmealaddiction:

durnesque-esque:

thatfunkyopossum:

trr3rr:

claviclez:

guccixcoochie:

kaylahadlington:

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

goddamnshinyrock:

mylordshesacactus:

on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

Given the age of the song, wouldn’t most of these birds be from Europe, and introduced, non-native species when found in the US?

That’d exempt them from the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.

batnoise:

[🦇] HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

[ID: a digital drawing in monochrome with a red background of caesar and joseph from jojo’s bizarre adventure part 2, where joseph is a big fluffy werewolf in a spiked collar and a cage muzzle, and caesar is a vampire with a frilly shirt and dark cape and wings on his head. the characaters are shown from roughly the shoulders up. their eyes, blood on caesar’s face, and a gem on caesar’s neck are all red, matching the background. /end ID]

tevruden:

Artist’s interpretation video of me rotating blorbos in my head

EXACTLY