which of these did not happen in homestuck
a young girl taxidermies her grandfather’s body
a mailwoman turns into a furry with godly powers
lucky charms marshmallows romance system
troll jesus is in love with a catgirl
a girl becomes sober by dying
billiards is played with planets for balls
a giant goldfish is used as a spaceship
crocodiles put a boy in a soup pot in the stock exchange
a juggalo vents like in among us
card suits romance system
candy that makes you into a neon chaotic weirdo
a boy is willingly decapitated more than once
reblog to let it break containment btw