swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual:

Uh Oh The Remix! You’re now whatever mascot your previous (or current) school had! Are you

State assigned furry (statistically, probably a cat)

Now have a job (It’s some white dude isn’t it?)

Inexplicably a new race/ethnicity/cultural background/etc (likely racist)

Both of the above at once (oof)

Somehow exactly the same (lmao)

Something that should be nonsentient but they stuck eyes onto some clip art (👁️👁

A Spooky (😈)

Previous school(s) did not have mascots (likely not an American)

Other (HOW?!)