were–ralph:

choose your gender vibe

a crumpled $10 on the sidewalk

an offbeat jazz drum fill

an empty box of fruit snacks

an empty gas station

an off key saxophone

several small lizards fleeing

the noise cats make when woken up unexpectedly

the Black Friday crowd before the store opens

90’s jungle music in an action scene

a stale bagel

a non-functional Nintendo DS

country singer voice cracks