sexy-necromancing-bird:

xemeterydr:

sexy-necromancing-bird:

xemeterydr:

sexy-necromancing-bird:

Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat ice cream. I’m no pussy and neither are vampires

your so smart

Dude that was over 2 ½ years ago why are you just now responding

Are you mad at me