did you know? there is a type of metal chariot, powered by the bone-ichor of ancient dragons, that you can use to access—and quickly traverse—a labyrinthine realm of desolate, pitch-black stone known to scientists as “the american highway system”
be forewarned! the chariot does release a terrible curse that ravages the sky and boils the sea. but the King’s coffers are rich with coin from the Dragonbone Ichor Council, so there aren’t many alternatives <|:^/
OIL IS NOT DINOSAURS
I’m *begging* you to stop perpetuating this
DRAGONS ARE NOT DINOSAURS
I’m *begging* you to stop perpetuating this