“No one must know my terrible secret!””So…he definitely knows that we know, right?” “Oh sure. I mean he’d have to be a complete idiot to not realize that everyone knows by now. It’s not like he’s subtle or anything.” “Why hasn’t anyone said anything yet?” “I dunno, I think it’s kind of fun pretending like no one knows when everyone knows.” “Yeah that must be it.””WOE TO KEEP SUCH SILENCE!”