reblog and assign the last person a semi-useless wizard power
can summon 17 bees at will
can make all candles smell like popcorn
can turn off microwaves by blinking
always remembers birthdays
can speak to 1 (one) animal
makes all soups slightly spicy
can levitate two centimeters off the ground
boils water by watching it
negates all wifi signal for a five foot radius
can always get a senior discount at the local diner