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Hello, esteemed Important Internet People. You will by now have noticed the change in your Important Internet Checkmarks. That’s right, they’re now important in every color of the rainbow.

Just popping in here to let you know that you can now also gift Important Internet Checkmarks to all your Important Internet Friends. It is important to us that you know this. Hence this missive. Have a good day. (And give the gift of Internet Importance. You probably won’t regret it.)

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