Month: November 2022

Found out i don’t have to try to swat at a mosquito if i just suck it up with the vacuum cleaner

perfectlynormalhumanbeing:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite” 

perfectlynormalhumanbeing:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite” 

meganedere:

Carousel Conductor! (he/they)

tevruden:

the fact that I am missing out on a PERFECTLY good “Kirin-taur” pun by using this with voidyboy and not Tevrugos is not lost on me

Tevrugos has been been like three different kinds of taur someone else gets a turn now

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

you’re a clown fr if you buy a checkmark. it’s not any less clownery if the site you buy it from admits how dumb it is.

To quote myself:

You’re sitting in the clown car, don’t complain about the clowns.

chiiri-h:

Burke

A hunter and warrior for the Pack of Ferventi, the wolf god’s cult. He generally works as their sect’s cook, hunting, trapping, gathering, and cooking a wide array of foods to keep the Montana Pack alive.

azuldoodles:

abandonment issues