why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe
i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok
i still stand by my statement of merdudes with fancy scales and killer shark merladies
I too- stand with Chi on her crusade of bedazzled merman and scary merladies
