Month: April 2018

mad-maddie:

mad-maddie:

me, a formerly long-time player of, but still relatively invested in, World of Warcraft, whenever i see people complaining about characterization and lore/story inconsistencies in Overwatch:

the same me watching people who vehemently defended blizzard’s WoW writing and got sick of me/others “unnecessary vitriol” over a long-time love game starting to also get angry and voice complaints and concerns about WoW’s writing and forward direction:

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wodneswynn:

kainoliero:

wodneswynn:

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.

I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.

draevian:

Someone: Warcraft technology is low fantasy

Me: WoW is a horrific goulash of different things different devs thought were cool at the time and to try and mark its technology as a specific type of fantasy is like trying to nail jello to a wall

blackdalek: spiletta42: ragnell: danbensen: exxos-von-steamboldt: ralfmaximus: moogloogle: ralfmaximus: tobaeus: ralfmaximus: nyxetoile: antibutch: thats a valid question A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who

blackdalek:

spiletta42:

ragnell:

danbensen:

exxos-von-steamboldt:

ralfmaximus:

moogloogle:

ralfmaximus:

tobaeus:

ralfmaximus:

nyxetoile:

antibutch:

thats a valid question

A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years.

1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000

But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well?

The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood.

Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml).

So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times.

Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33.

How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count.

Osnap what an excellent question.

Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter.

4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds.

Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change.

@danbensen

Full Metal Eucharist

The Unholy Union of Catholic Tumblr and Math Tumblr

This is one of those posts I will absolutely email to every pastor I know.

but don’t forget to bless them before consuming them for full cannibal experience

vento-argento:

pearls-forehead:

bntyhuntr:

yarnpoweredkitten:

bntyhuntr:

why the fuck did scooby have on a collar he never even wore a leash!! and he could literally tell anyone what is name is where he lives. hell he could get an uber home if he gets lost!! the fuck why is he wearing a collar

You know why

Oh it’s because hanabarbara were bad at connecting necks to bodies. Thats also why Yogi Bear had a tie but no shirt

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nerdgasrnz: nerdgasrnz: I’ve had this in my head for months but didn’t draw it until now so here u go I present to you: the best tags on this post

nerdgasrnz:

nerdgasrnz:

I’ve had this in my head for months but didn’t draw it until now so here u go

I present to you: the best tags on this post

rivertem: dragon sketches <3

rivertem:

dragon sketches <3