elyfar:

ye olde “anduin shouldn’t be gay” discourse is making the rounds again, but it got me thinking— has any character in WoW actually been confirmed to be straight? 

like at any point has any character gone “i am 100% a heterosexual” ever in the history of warcraft? i don’t think so. 

therefore, there are no canonically straight characters. 

therefore, i’m gonna sit over here assuming everyone is probably bi until i hear otherwise

just try and stop me