Don’t be a bookworm.
Be a bookwyrm.
Hoard books. Eat your enemies. Kill all dissenters. Terrorize the english countryside.
(Literal card called Bookwyrm from the card game Hearthstone. Its effect is that if you have another dragon in hand it can kill a minion with three or less attack. Its battle cry is “Let reading dragons lie.”)
This card knows what the fuck is up