I’d be really happy if some of you could reblog this! I will have lots of spare time in the next months and my family wont receive financial support because Im going to take a break from studying due to health issues!
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.
I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate no one pulled the damn thing in Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
God bless the people in the notes who think this is an actual criticism of DuckTales (2017).
Eyoo I might be doing regular weekend sketch commissions from here on out, but they’ll be limited to 2-3 slots depending on how busy I’m gonna be.
But I really wanna get into doing art regularly to help be more consistent in style and to push myself a bit. Part of my 2018 resolution is to really get myself into the art groove and start putting my name out there
They’ll be $30 for a waist up colored sketch like this or this, however as this first one might be more experimental I’ll do a discount of $25.
I’ll probably open slots thursday night and work on them through the weekend so keep an eye out <3
Decided that they’ll open at 9pm est tomorrow night. 1 spot is reserved but there will be 2 open first come first serve. Gonna switch emails for the sake of organization so once open send an email to postalwarlock@gmail.com with the title Sketch Commission and put your Tumblr url in the message. If you grabbed the slot I’ll message back with further information.
SOIGJSPGKS IM AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT AND FORGOT SO YEAH rip they’re open 2 slots haaaaa
👩👧👦- mun with the muse
👔- in formal clothes
👗- with an outfit for a date
👚- in an everyday/casual outfit
🎒- as a student
👘- in a kimono/traditional outfit
👑- as royalty
🕶- with sunglasses
🦊- an animal
🦅- with wings
🐬- as a mermaid/man
🐉- as a dragon
💐- with a flower crown
🎖- as a character/species from another fandom
🎭- in cosplay/Halloween costume/disguise
🏝- in a vacation outfit
⚔️- as a class from a JRPG
🔑- in modern times
🏺- as a god/goddess
🎀- as a super hero/super heroine/magical girl
💖- with another muse they have interacted with and like
💔- with another muse they have interacted with and dislike
❤️- With an NPC they like
🖤- with an NPC they dislike
