doitsuki:

light-and-magic:

indirispeaks:

curiousqueer:

shoobrit:

forbiddencronch:

sometimessmarmy:

I made a more advanced recipe here for all y’all that want something that looks more like a tide pod here, but that recipe is… intricate. So for all y’all who want just a simple detergent pod like these juicy looking packets, I’m here for you! 

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Two components: edible plastic and juicy inside

First, the Plastic:

Ingredients:

  • 2 packets (14g) Knox unflavored gelatin
  • 6 tbsp water
  • Parchment paper
  • rectangular brownie pan
  • optional: ½ tbsp 7up or sprite

Instructions:

Boil the water, add gelatin mix (optional: add soda for flavor). Stir in until mix is completely melted. Let cool slightly. Cover brownie pan with parchment paper, and pour a very thin layer of gelatin mixture onto parchment. Place brownie pan into fridge and let sit overnight until hardened.

The next day, the juicy inside:

Obtain your favorite flavor of jello. Follow the instructions on the jello mix to make the jello, but don’t put it in the fridge. Let cool until room temperature.

Put it Together:

Remove edible plastic from the fridge and gently remove plastic from parchment. Cut into 5×2″ rectangles. Fold rectangle in half to create 2×2.5″ rectangles. Seal together long ends and use indirect heat to melt sides together. Leave the short end open. Pour room temperature jello into pouch and seal final end with indirect heat. Let cool in fridge a few hours, and then enjoy.

If any of you guys really have feelings for tide pods please use this recipe and don’t eat the real detergent pod. Stay safe friends!

We have reached peak human-ing.

@otahkoapisiakii

…….okay but we already apparently have enough of a problem wherein people want to eat the poison candy, why would you make fake poison candy so that it looks like the real poison candy except you can eat it, therefore teaching your little inner monkey brain that yes, the poison candies is delicious and also fit for consumption by small children?  Is this some kind of Darwinian exercise to weed out the weak?

@doitsuki Makios, do not eat the soap!

Makios, stuffing his face with both these and actual tide pods: “ghrmf?”