ask-stellanoctis:congratulations, this played in my head the entire time….
problematicshitposter:my only thoughts on the new leaks
she wants wrathion to return to world of warcraft
who
the girl reading this
robinaa: robinaa: Finally a set of complete commission info! I only tend to take on 2-3 commissions at any one time, to ensure fast turn-around. Will do: Tasteful nsfw Mild gore Armor (may include small fee for complexity) Wiling to try: Furries Mecha Won’t do: Porn Hard
Finally a set of complete commission info! I only tend to take on 2-3 commissions at any one time, to ensure fast turn-around.
Will do:
- Tasteful nsfw
- Mild gore
- Armor (may include small fee for complexity)
Wiling to try:
- Furries
- Mecha
Won’t do:
- Porn
- Hard gore
For more information, or to grab a slot, feel free to comment on this post, send me an ask, or a message on tumblr. After which I’ll give you a link to my email.
Hey hey, opening more slots! All coms will be finished before the holidays, generally being done within a few days, or a week at the most.
Doing Character Holiday Sweater commissions combos, too! Something festive for the season. $30 for one, $50 for two, $70 for three!
robinaa: i wanted a nightborne that looked like they’d straight up plucked one of those violet spellwings they’re a star mage and don’t wear shoes and that’s about all i have for them
i wanted a nightborne that looked like they’d straight up plucked one of those violet spellwings
they’re a star mage and don’t wear shoes and that’s about all i have for them
ilvions: open for some headshot/half body commissions again bc i need some cash back after bills hitting me hard – reduced price of $25 for a headshot + $35 for a half body!! taking about 3 spots, email ilvions@hotmail.com with some refs of your char :-)
open for some headshot/half body commissions again bc i need some cash back after bills hitting me hard – reduced price of $25 for a headshot + $35 for a half body!! taking about 3 spots, email ilvions@hotmail.com with some refs of your char 🙂
studiofruke: who put that knife there ( commission for @bloodvale! ) Patreon | Commissions
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I’m goin’ to Blizzard World!!
Don’t Get the Shapeshifter Drunk
In my friends homebrew system/campaign, I’m playing an “alien” shapeshifter. In one of our most recent encounters, I decided to see what getting drunk is like.
DM: You feel really confident with a sudden need to show off your powers
Me: Hey everyone! Watch this!
I proceed to turn into a bearshark that my party had an encounter with earlier. The patrons start screaming, and my companion, a troll, tries to stop this nonsense
Me: And that’s not all!
I shift into a larger squid as Troll picks me up and starts dragging me out.
DM: Everyone is still screaming. The bartender is advancing with a knife.
We pass by some old guy on the way out.
Me: Hey you!
I immediately turn into the old guy. He starts screaming.
Me: Didn’t like that? How about this!
I sprout squid arms and bat ears. This causes the man to scream even more as Troll finally drags me out into an alley.
Me: Aw, let me back in there, they love me!
Troll: [in WoW Troll accent] They were terrified. Now you calm down, change back into your base form.
Me: [confused] My…base form?
Troll: Yes, you know, human shaped, pale, dark hair?
Me: Oh yeah, right.
I immediately shift into what he described, except without a face.
DM: Troll, make a con check.
He fails
DM: You fear vomit.
Troll and I then spent several minutes while he tried to remind me what face parts looked like. Later on, when we returned to the party I shifted into another member of our party to mock him, then fell asleep.
I’m so glad “[in WoW Troll accent]“ had to be specified.