???? Far away, hot, everything wants to kill me.
Historical place without anyone liking history because they’re too busy being rich assholes
the “weird” corner of northeast america
The bankrupt part of the midwest, and holy shit its another cornfield
Hi, we got a shit ton of snow, which is accompanied by wind and ice. And we throw coins at strippers instead of dollars.
corn debt
Eh
Donchakno we only have two seasons.
Construction and winter.
Fuck those f uckijng cheeseheads
F R ES H W A T ER
It’s just 80% corn, 10% indecisive weather (four distinct and hellish seasons), 5% chickens (EVERYONE I KNOW OWNS LIVE CHICKENS. WHY???), and 5% spoiled college students.
wawa’s on almost every block. random shopping carts in the streets?? nice neighborhoods, weird people. nowhere normal to hang out so my friends and i go to the walmart, sit at the middle school, or hang out in the cemetery (well i guess that’s kinda normal??), so much weed, man. so much.
This may surprise you but… there are no Wawa’s in New York… we’re surrounded by Wawa-loving states BUT THERE ARE NO WAWAS IN NEW YORK
WHY DONT WE HAVE HOT TOPICCCC
And lots of rain
oH LOOK ITS SPRING WHEN ITS AUTUMN FOR EVERYONE ELSE THATS NICE
OH NO ITS REALLY FUCKING HOT
AAAA HOLY SHIT THERES A FUCKING BUSHFIRE
G’DAY M8 YOU WANT A COLD ONE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!
OH DONT WORRY ABOUT ME I JUST GOT BURNT IN A BUSHFIRE
HOLY SHIT ITS A SNAKE
HOLY SHIT ITS A SPIDER
HOLY SHIT ITS A DEAD BIRD
LETS PICK IT U-
-dies-tea
i feel like i have nothing to add to @phannoodlesok response soooo
i second tea
Everyone’s either a student, a hippie, or homeless. And there’s a marijuana dispensary right down the street.
casinos.
that’s it
theres a city and 2 minutes l8r if you continue to go west theres nothing. just country. people don’t know how to drive
depressed people and also santa
the place people simultaneously forget exists but also pay millions of dollars to visit every year
Pototoes and cows….also Guinness
Cows
we’re gayer and smarter than you. our tap water tastes rly good actually
once you think youre out of this state you just keep going west and youre here
Mosquitoes, humidity, old people. Oh also disney. Too much Disney and tourists.
There’s a city there
There’s nothing to do and the weather is painfully erratic but at least we have colorful leaves for two months
Nasa’s birth
everyone assumes potatoes but its actually corn also everything is on fire all of time and 90% of the time its tire-melting sand the other 10% of the time is three feet of snow and nobody knows we’re here its basically a myth
Two words: Old Bay